Thursday, February 16, 2006

The Plauge of the FROGS

Clint's most dreaded, feared, and hated animal on the planet: FROGS
Population of FROGS in the Niednagels back yard: 2-3 per Bible Study
Number of FROGS that were put down Clint's shirt in his lifetime: 2
Population of FROGS in the Archer's backyard everyday: Approx 30
Population of FROGS in Durban: Innumerable
Sound of FROGS on any given night in Durbs: 300 Decibels, for sure
FROGGY prey for Starbucks: Priceless
"But if you refuse to let them go, behold I will plauge all your country with FROGS" Exodus 8:2
Ick

2 comments:

Emily said...

You're joking, right? I mean, seriously, what harm could a frog inflict upon a human?What are they going to do, jump at you and rip out your throat? Frankly, cats are far more sinister.I would keep a close watch on Starbucks if I were you.Oh, he/she may look cute and cuddily but is really waiting for the right moment to strike.Sleep with one eye open my friends...

Haha Dramatic, aren't I? Surely I jest.

Oh, and in my attempt to waste even more time online I have an official blogspot.I uploaded a few pics from the SCV retreat.Check it out: Swearinger.blogspot.com

HaysHitzeroth said...

Starbucks is sooooo cute. Does she play with the frogs a lot? How's that mischevous puppy of yours? :) Miss you a lot.