"When my older, I can drink onion juice just like daddy" (communion juice)
"My eyes are running" (I'm crying)
"Let's go to the couch room" (livingroom.... hey its a bathroom and a bedroom, why wouldn't it be a couch room?)
"Mommy, where's the cows gutter, I can't see it?" (udder)
"Mommy I feld (past tense of fell, makes sense!) and I'm dying, can I have some special medicine?"